Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.
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"Apology accepted… as long as you promise not to eavesdrop on me while I'm planning our next vacation 🌴👂😆 #SelectiveHearing #SavedByTheIgnorance"

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