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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.