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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.