I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

Commentary:
"Oh, so that's why our jokes are out of this world! 🚀👽 Who knew the aliens were tuning in for our comic relief? Time to start prepping for our intergalactic stand-up tour!"

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