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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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"Ah, the blissful 5 seconds of morning amnesia – when you can pretend to be anyone you want before reality hits 🌅😂 Embrace the mystery and make the most of those fleeting moments of identity crisis!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, best, best moment, daily, daily routine, day, humor, i, identity, know, moment, morning, routine, self-discovery, time on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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