The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"🏠💡 The real secret to a clean home? Keep the husband and kids OUT! 😂 That way, the mess magically disappears and you can enjoy your sparkling sanctuary in peace! ✨ #CleaningHack" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband. Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, … I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home. Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home. For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.