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  • Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.
  • Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.
  • Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.
  • The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).
  • If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.
  • I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.