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  • Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?
  • Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?
  • The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.
  • They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.
  • Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.
  • If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.