Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Commentary:
“Ah, the art of lorebombing, where exchanging life updates with a new friend in your thirties feels like sharing episodes from a TV series you both somehow missed! 📚🤝 It’s like trying to binge-watch several seasons at once just to keep up with each other’s ‘plot twists’! #ThirtiesTales”

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