I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close. Posted onMay 27, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Maybe coffee is addicted to me? I’m addicted to placebos. Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented. If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today. The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.