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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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Responding to any and all emails with โ€˜wow okโ€™

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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โ˜• "I'm not addicted to coffee. We're just in a committed relationship. I even know all its little beans' secrets! ๐Ÿ˜‰โ˜• #CoffeeLove"



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