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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.