Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.