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  • When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?
  • Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.
  • “We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.
  • One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.
  • I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.
  • Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.