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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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Being social sucks all my energy.