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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.