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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you so…

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you so…

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🤣💬 "Me, casually emerging from the dumpster like a wise garbage guru: Can I drop some truth bombs on you, my friend? 💁‍♂️♻️ #TrashTalk #DumpsterDivingWisdom"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, climbing, dumpster, funny scenario, give, humor, i, ironic, ironic situation, me, personal, personal advice, scenario, self-deprecation, situation, unexpected, unexpected wisdom, wisdom on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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