Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about. The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow. I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body. Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”. When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.