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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.