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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.