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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.