My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.