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Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Just shared via Facebook:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Going viral on Facebook:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Spotted on YouTube:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Spotted on TikTok:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Shared recently on Messenger:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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Ah, the golden days when ignoring someone meant they practically vanished into thin air! 🙈💨 Social media has a way of keeping even the most forgettable acquaintances front and center in our lives. But hey, at least we can now keep up with their breakfast choices and pet antics, right? 🍳🐾 #GoodTimes, indeed!

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Seen just now on X:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Going viral on X:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Just landed via Discord:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Shared recently on Discord:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Trending via WeChat:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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