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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.