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  • I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!
  • Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.
  • Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.
  • Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.
  • I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.
  • April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.