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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Commentary:
"Looks like the DMV decided to sneak in a little surprise for you! 😂👵 Who knew your mom's genes were so strong, even in a photo ID! 📸 #Twinsies"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged drivers, drivers license, gasp, humor, i, identity, license, mother, new, picture, surprise on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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