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  • Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.
  • Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.
  • I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.
  • I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.
  • There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.
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