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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?