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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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"Fitness influencer: It's important to listen to your body. Body: You're old. And you want lasagna. 🍝🤣 Who needs motivational quotes when lasagna is calling your name, right? Remember, balance is key…between hitting the gym and hitting up the Italian restaurant!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, body, fitness, food, humor, important, influencer, lasagna, listen, old, self-awareness, want on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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