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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specif…

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specif…

Commentary:
"Ah, the great mystery of men… It's like playing a game of charades where you have to shout out the answer before they even make a move! 🤷‍♀️💡 But hey, who needs surprises when you've got clear communication, am I right ladies? 😂💁‍♀️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, expectations, humor, man, relationship, surprise, tell, time, want on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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