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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onion…

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onion…

Commentary:
"Watch out, world! Today, the onions better grab their tissues because they're in for a good cry 😂💦 Let the tears flow as this chef gets ready to cook up a storm! 🧅🔪 #OnionTears"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cooking, cry, day, humor, kitchen, motivation, onion, onions on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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