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  • Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.
  • When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.
  • My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.
  • When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.
  • English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?
  • Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.