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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re…

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re…

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Wow, talk about setting the bar high for yourself! 🎉🍔💪 Who knew weight gain could be seen as an accomplishment? Overachieving in all aspects, including the food coma department! 😂👏

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 4, achievement, diet, food, gain, humor, just, means, overachiever, pound, pounds, weekend on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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