Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Commentary:
Well, that’s quite the sobering thought! 🦖🦴 Guess it’s tough to clap when you’re extinct. Let’s give a round of applause for the T-Rex’s resilience in paleontological debates! 👏👏 #DinoHumor

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