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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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Sounds like being a divorce lawyer is 75% playing "No" on repeat 🔄🚫. Who knew emails had a built-in reject button? 😂 #LawyerLife

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, being, client, client expectations, clients, communication, divorce, divorce lawyer, emails, expectations, humor, just, lawyer, legal, legal advice, negotiation, saying on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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