75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.” Commentary:Sounds like being a divorce lawyer is 75% playing "No" on repeat 🔄🚫. Who knew emails had a built-in reject button? 😂 #LawyerLife Related Funny Posts 🤝 For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer. Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them. I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer. My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out. Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.