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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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"Basketball be like, 'Gimme that pumpkin, I need it!' 🎃🏀 Meanwhile, golf is out here like, 'Forget this egg, I'm sending it to the sun!' ☀️⛳️ Talk about some serious sporty shenanigans!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged basketball, comparison, egg, golf, hit, humor, i, k, need, playful, playful comparison, pumpkin, sports, sun on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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