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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Just shared via X:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Live now on Facebook:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Shared recently on YouTube:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Seen just now on Twitch:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.
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Ah, the mighty admin of the village Facebook group – wielding power like a knight of old, but with more memes and less swordsmanship 🤣👑📱 They say with great power comes great responsibility, but sometimes it just leads to some epic online banter and maybe a rivalry with the neighboring town's social media czar! #PowerHungryAdmin #VillageDrama

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Just shared via WeChat:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Trending via TikTok:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Making waves on X:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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