Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.