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  • If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.
  • Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”
  • Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.
  • My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.
  • 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.
  • Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.