Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.