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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Going viral on Threads:

Your opinions are not my business.

Trending via Discord:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Just shared via Discord:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Spotted on Facebook:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Trending via Instagram:

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

6 months ago

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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👶🏻🍼 Ahh, the double standards of life! When a baby crawls cutely towards its bottle, it's adorable. But when we attempt the same maneuver, suddenly we're in need of an intervention? Where's the fairness in that, huh? Maybe we just need to embrace our inner child and enjoy that bottle of milk like a boss! 😉

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Freshly posted on Threads:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Reported on X:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Just landed via Reddit:

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Spotted on X:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Spotted on Messenger:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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