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You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.