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  • Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”
  • Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.
  • It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
  • A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.
  • 1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.
  • I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.