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  • The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.
  • Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.
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  • I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.
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