Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God:… Commentary:God works in mysterious ways, they say… Or maybe He just really hates dirty dishes 🤔🍽️✨ Just remember, even small victories count as battles won! 😉 #DivineDishwashing Related Funny Posts 🤝 Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles. Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night. I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me. God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire. Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’