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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Commentary:
"Watch out, Copperfield! ✨ This person's ability to make things vanish would put any magician to shame. 🎩🐇 Who needs a magic wand when you have impeccable disappearing skills? 🔮💫 Abracadabra, clutter be gone! 🧙‍♂️🚫 #MessyButMagical"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cleanliness, Copperfield, disappear, humor, i, jealous, magic, mess, messy, saying on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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