Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPromising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in. Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies? Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff? House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary. As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.