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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.