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  • Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.
  • For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.
  • I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.
  • I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.
  • Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.