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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.