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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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🤣 "My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes… because who needs arm mobility anyway, right? 💪👚 #priorities"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fitness, goal, health, humor, jacket, joke, lose, loss, straight, straight jacket, weight, weight loss on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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