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Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Trending via WhatsApp:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Just landed via Instagram:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Going bananas on WeChat:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m going to hell in every religion.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Just shared via Messenger:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.
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"Ah, the joys of aging – waking up feeling like you've been practicing your bat pose all night 🦇😂 Who knew getting older would come with free neck pain as a bonus gift! Just part of the charming package deal, folks! 🎁 #AgingGracefully"

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53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

20 shares on X this month:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

66 shares on Threads this month:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

67 shares on TikTok this month:

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

82 shares on Discord this month:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

49 shares on Messenger this month:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

43 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Reddit:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Making waves on Pinterest:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Trending via Pinterest:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

Going viral on Slack:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

Shared recently on Slack:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Trending via TikTok:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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