Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGetting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice. On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes. My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.