I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.
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"Apparently, the threat of losing access to Twitter is as serious as starting a family for some 🤣 Maybe they should just stick to tweeting and leave procreation out of it! 🐦🚫👶"

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